C H R O N I C L E

Mrs Monk’s

Would-Be Diary

Mrs Monk prepared herself for our weekend car ride. She has become increasingly frustrated by the lack of feedback from passing 4 x 4 drivers for whom she will freely offer a summary judgement of their comparability to a particular vital organ, expressed in delightful vernacular. She decided to prepare a visual aid to help her communicate her true feelings at will.

She is so pleased with her contribution to Lo Fi communication technology that she has decided to spread the word, Arsehole, to whoever might need it.

US buyers are offered Asshole as a near equivalent.

Send £1.94 for this word signed by Mrs Monk. (including postage)

Send £1,940,000  for this word signed by Damien Hurst (excluding postage)

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