The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to Brexit
Theresa May has a number written on a piece of paper. This number represents the bottom line of her negotiating position pursuant to the post Brexit pre or post Article 50 negotiations with the European Union.
The EU are primed and ready to say no because of course they are hacked off already.
That number is a secret, and that is why Theresa May keeps it in her bra. Don’t tell her I told you.
Some of us are surprised by the audacity of May and the Brexiteers who are trying to proceed with a minimum of scrutiny by Parliament as if they have earned or inherited the right to do so, unheeded and unopposed.
This government was elected by 23.5 % of the UK electorate.
Theresa May became Prime Minister with a
0% mandate of the UK electorate.
16,141,242 voters did not want to leave the EU and they are free of blame for the chaos.
17,410,742 of the UK electorate with a narrow majority of 1.9% voted to leave the EU..
And all 33,555,984 voters were all equally uniformed about what Brexit might mean.
Even if we put aside the lies and misrepresentation of both Brexit campaigns it is inconceivable that the 1.9 % margin would have survived the actual negative consequence already felt post 23, June 2016.
I think the number secreted in Theresa May’s bra is or might be 42 but 42_what?
What that number numerates is also a secret.
42 immigrants from the EU, 42 migrants to Spain. It could be May’s bra size.
Or 42 Nissans, 42 broken Tory pledges. 42 Employment rights sacrificed, 42 years of subsequent negative Brexit consequences?! It's all guess work because she just wont tell. Davis and Boris and Foxy think they know what that number might be, and what it means, but even they are kept guessing.
Where does climate change and security come into the picture? Who is going to pay for the Farage punch up he is currently organising?
Will the pound recover in 42 days? When will they apologise for the lies on the Brexit bus... ?
Farage knows better, he says, but he also has no plan unless fanning flames and cashing-in is a plan worth noting.
Cameron had no plan A.
May says she has a plan but she is keeping it in her bra. It’s true.
The Law Lords of Justice have spoken and they are wise. They know that a secreted number in Theresa May's cleavage is an abstract phenomena of no consequence, and even Donald Trump , who is an expert on such matters would agree. It is all true.
Meanwhile Farage is calling for a street demonstration of 100,000 hard-core Brexit voters, and has warned the nation about this as if he would not somehow be accountable for any negative ugly consequence of that demonstration. He and Trump both like to incite a punch-up.
Farage knows better, he says, but has no plan. May says otherwise and has no plan.
Cameron had no plan B.
Brexit voters, who also had no plan, are clearly paramount and gratified to win the Brexit vote but they are also accountable, all of them. They deserve a say on how Brexit is implemented and negotiated and should be asked to explain how it should be achieved. If Brexit is Brexit then tell us what Brexit is.
All Brexiteers have now learnt that blind faith is no plan and are all now rendered dumb in both senses.