Dear Grant Shapps
We go back a long way on these pages.
As chairman of the Conservatives Party, spinning the lie as the gospel truth is your job.
But you went too far Grant, you messed up.
You hid behind a nom de plume and sold some dodgy software while you were a member of parliament.
But its worse than that because David Cameron has "complete confidence in you." and you know what that means, and its not good.
Getting dumped is not nice but the inevitable tick tack for you may be a blessing in disguise because you will then have more time to spend with your family and the web site with the web site tool that plagiarises for the filthy rich in time for “Christmas”.
Is that legal Grant?
They say you could not make it up, so why did you?
What were you thinking?